if you say the phrase “you can’t be mad at me i have the right to free speech” three times in a mirror justin mcelroy appears and vaporizes you instantly
The tweets above were in reference to the backlash he got for these:
*Unemployed^
Let’s go through the list, shall we?
reblogging for the well researched and accurate shut down, good work mate
also you know, tattoos cost money so you can’t really be unemployed and covered head to toe in ink.
The way I see it people should be able to do what they want with their bodies and not be persecuted for it. If they’re happy with themselves that’s all that matters.
Bolded for fucking truth.
This idea would not leave my brain
is now a bad time to mention that noir’s uncle ben was canonly eaten by a cannibal in the comics
The only reason I weightlift
{submission}
My boyfriend once joked around and told me it’d make him good at hugging when I was watching him work out
Muscles and hardness are good!
Strength is good!
Train to fight!
Always seek Manliness!
WarriorMale
and he teaches history but he refuses to give out extra credit options and no one ever gets any grades over a B+
bUT he recently announced that, because we are entering our unit on the Great Depression, he’ll be giving us ONE (1) chance to get some extra credit. This will be the ONLY ec given this entire year.
The task? Well, he calls it the Great Depression Challenge. It’s simple: choose one set of clothes, wear it for the entire week. No washing. No changing. Life how most people would have lived in the Great Depression.
He doesn’t think anyone will accept the challenge.
He is wrong.
One girl will.
One girl is so fucking desperate for extra credit, she would stink to high heaven for an entire week, wearing the same clothes, in order to get it.
I will outlast this teacher.
I volunteer as tribute, bitches.
For any of you wanting an update:
I start the Gauntlet this Monday. I have learned a few more of the rules.
Those are the rules.
I’ll tell you more once the Gauntlet begins.
Dude. I do this almost every week.
Its no challenge. Its just life
and he teaches history but he refuses to give out extra credit options and no one ever gets any grades over a B+
bUT he recently announced that, because we are entering our unit on the Great Depression, he’ll be giving us ONE (1) chance to get some extra credit. This will be the ONLY ec given this entire year.
The task? Well, he calls it the Great Depression Challenge. It’s simple: choose one set of clothes, wear it for the entire week. No washing. No changing. Life how most people would have lived in the Great Depression.
He doesn’t think anyone will accept the challenge.
He is wrong.
One girl will.
One girl is so fucking desperate for extra credit, she would stink to high heaven for an entire week, wearing the same clothes, in order to get it.
I will outlast this teacher.
I volunteer as tribute, bitches.
For any of you wanting an update:
I start the Gauntlet this Monday. I have learned a few more of the rules.
Those are the rules.
I’ll tell you more once the Gauntlet begins.
Some dude: Hey bro you got the time?
Me: Yeah it’s fuckinuuuuuh [pulls a cat out of the inside of my jacket and looks it dead in the eyes] about 6pm
Context:
I thought this was some shitpost and I just accepted it
It’s been three years since DashCon and Fyre Fest has happened. Meaning that in accordance to the Rule of Three, in another three years, a third and final gathering catastrophe will occur with its own symbol joining the ball pit and concierge stand to create an ungodly trifecta.
I cannot wait.
Hey remember when JKR said the sk*nwalker wasn’t actually a horrible monster and was just native Americans being dumb and not understanding wizard shit
Remember when she deadass said that for real and thought that was fine
Also remember when she thought there were just random ancient castles in North America like how there are in europe. Do you remember
She was like “the American wizard school goopygloop is in an ancient castle in North America”. First of all who built that shit. The pilgrims? My guy jebadiah who has 9 children dying of dissentary like oh yeah I’m gonna build a fully functional Scottish castle right here in the middle of Roanoak. That’s a good use of my time and resources.
i bought green socks today and i am going to make a liddol frog!!!!!!!!!
she is full of love!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
i……….i adore her…….with every fiber of my being
this is a straight couple. it’s straight. you’re in a heterosexual relationship. there is nothing remotely “queer” about this in the slightest whatsoever. jesus h christ
this is why i hate “reclaiming” queer
Are you fucking kidding me do you hate bisexuals that much that you’re willing to go along with terfs for a dunk on the bihets? Is that it now, is that the community? Is shitting on queer people so important to you that you’ll throw away all your standards?
We also don’t know if these people are binary but let’s judge them at a first glance and base their identity on their presentation because that’s so progressive!
I love how people are all “Bisexuals are JUST as much a part of the LGBT+ community as Gay people”…
And
“Trans 👏People 👏 Don’t 👏 Need 👏 To 👏 Pass👏 To 👏 Be 👏 Respected”
But yet are totally willing to throwout bisexuals and trans people and other sexualities.
Because it feels very good to outwardly judge people we don’t know anything about their identity or life’s experiences - because that’s not at ALL the exact thing that non-lgbt+ people do to tear down the community. No.
This is my husband and I. I am sure if you saw us on the street you would assume we were a cishet couple.
News flash: we aren’t.
I am a bisexual who has been in relationships with only women. He is a Transguy who has been on T for over a decade. We have been together for 18 years. We both identify as queer. We are out. We are active in the LGBTQ+ community.
But all of you calling that couple above straight, you just keep judging people on a photo alone and pretending you know who they are and what their stories are.
Us queers in relationships you judge will keep being happy and healthy and living our best life while you choke on your bullshit.
This is my partner and I! (Sorry for the weird lighting, we were at a fashion show lol)
We are both bisexual. I’ve been in a relationship with someone who identified as female at the time (they have since come out as nonbinary), but even if I had not, that doesn’t discount my own sexuality.
We are both cisgender, but we are still both bisexual. I am very active within the LGBT+ community. He is not, due to people like OP.
It’s 20biteen everybody! All bisexuals are valid no matter their own gender or the gender of their significant other!
I’d also like to add that the original instagram post is of pixielocks, a youtuber who is a bisexual woman, and her ex partner who’s nonbinary
I hate when I’m giving a dude head and I’m already deep throating the entire thing and he wanna push my head down!
Like excuse me sir, you ran out of dick for me to suck! This is as far as it can go! Just accept it and move on!
How can you not love me? I’m funny as fuck
You honestly are and you’re relatable as hell
